Paris Hilton

Jumping on the Paris Hilton bandwagon is lame. Just because you hate people that are better off than you doesn’t make it right to care about what happens to celebrities.. try being concerned and interested in the thousands of people who go to jail for the same reasons and who are not well-known. Again, I say that you are lame.

LOLCODE

For all you geeks out there.

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See the entire article about this fascinating new programming language at linux.com:

http://programming.linux.com/article.pl?sid=07%2F06%2F07%2F1654251&from=rss 

Java Applets

Java Applets can be pretty neat. Amazing simulations and effects. Fun games. etc. But when they automatically run when you are least expecting it .. they can cause hell for computer users. I’m sure you have all had that experience. Suddenly your browser pauses everything it is doing.. you think its crashing. And then the Java Debugger window pops up. You begin to realize what is happening and cross your fingers. There is no going back. You must wait for the applet to load. Sometimes its quick. Other times you resort to “end task”. Sometimes it never stops loading. No matter what the reward, it causes undue stress in our lives. Stop with the automatically loading and starting Java Applets dammit! Fuck.

Neat.

Ok. Normally I would bitch about a website that automatically plays a video and resizes your screen. But this is so cleverly done and fun to watch that I can’t do it.

http://users.telenet.be/kixx/

Question of the moment.

Why keep your tongue in your mouth?

It is not cute.

http://3113.com/cute_pet_costumes/cute_pet_costumes.html

Everyone one of these assholes should be forced into parading in front of crowds naked while wearing funny hats or something else equally humiliating. Animals do not like to wear clothing! All of these dogs are suffering for your own desire to get attention. LAME

Mac. Nobody Gives a Shit.

I actually think Mac’s are cool. But this comic is genius.

http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20060513.jpg

Yep. No thinly-coated subliminal imagery here at all.

Videos that play automatically when you first go to a webpage.

Lame.

Who the hell cares?

I do.

It is late at night and my first day off from work in weeks. I also have a migraine. So I am in pain and grouchy. Time to bitch about .. well whatever I can find to bitch about to relieve some of the pressure.

Fire Alarms. No I am not talking about the lame “beep beep beep” kind. Imagine large horns and bells with flashing lights and loud screeching noises. Anyone who suffers from migraines can imagine the hell I went through when the alarms went off at my apartment building not once, not twice, but three separate times today. The fire alarms here are incredibly sensitive. If you so much as look at the burners on your stove they will go off. They go off at least four times a week. Makes me wonder how people will react when the fire is real.

Is it possible to justify keeping your neighbors up all night via badly played guitar and piano? Apparently I am an asshole to complain because they are “artists”. My response: Get a fucking job and stop drinking every night. Save your money, and move out of my life.

Starting to heat up a little bit. What else?

Ants! actually they are neat little pricks. Just wish they would stop crawling up my legs in search of food.

Semi-intelligent wanna-be philosophers that sit on the front stoop all night rambling about the purpose of life. You are born. You eat. You Fuck. And then you die. Now, clean up your piles of Pabst beer cans and get some sleep.

Don’t like my grammar? Think I am boring? Fuck off.